A man goes to President Hariri and complains,
"The Israelis blew up my house and left me only this", he said showing Hariri a picture of Jesus on the Cross.
Hariri gives him $100,000 to build a new house.
Another Lebanese man hears of this and also goes to Hariri.
"The Israelis blew up my house and left me this", he said, showing a picture of Nasrallah.
Hariri gives him $1000.
"Why only $1000? You gave the other man $100,000!"
Hariri answers him,
"Bring me a picture of a dead Nasrallah on a cross and I will give you the $100,000!"